bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

(Source: bullied)

pinkmeeup:

palegem:

Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting

Reblog Everytime

staff:

fake-mermaid:

i’m so sorry but if you have “works at tumblr” on your facebook profile no hard feelings man but stay as far away from me as u possibly can

rude

"One day, whether you
are 14,
28 
or 65

you will stumble upon
someone who will start
a fire in you that cannot die.

However, the saddest,
most awful truth
you will ever come to find––

is they are not always
with whom we spend our lives."

Beau Taplin, “The Awful Truth”  (via coffeekaling)

(Source: afadthatlastsforever)

hi:

NEW UNDERWEAR IS HONESTLY THE BEST THING EVER AND IT JUST MAKES ME SO HAPPY IDK

fandomsdevouredmysoul:

mathylibrarian:

fandomsdevouredmysoul:

Bless annoyed and frustrated Cas

I know I’m going to use this line in real life sometime.

He says this in my voicemail

Anonymous asked:
I literally just realized your profile picture is the paranoid teacher from the incredibles

guy:

coincidence???????????

i think NOT

spagheteen:

i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming

jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 


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