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" i am the lizard queen"

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matchless:

*hopes I become rich and famous without putting in effort*

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soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

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h0llo:

i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

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trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

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meladoodle:

what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur

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drkarayua:

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deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly

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human:

petition to have That’s So Raven added to Netflix 

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armadillo:

when your friends make plans right in front of you and dont invite youimage

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ballpm:

i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

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prohibiti0n:

i have abs………..olutely nothing

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